for all the atiya-style jibber jabber on city life, a room like this makes my steely resolve crack to pieces.
the ocean breeze tickles your eyelashes while you lie around playing candy crush saga. #nobigdeal
i don’t know who you are, kelly behun, but i will find the construction drawings of your hamptons home and tape them to my husband’s face.
note the staircase such as one might find in the greek isles or whilst ascending to God.
much like in ferngully, a dozen earthy textures coexist within a balanced ecosystem. a woodland gnome might pop out from behind the white marble island and hop onto a handstool at any moment. #nbd
each space grabs you by your lapels and screams “i am perfect” into your mouth. calmingly.
i have spent long moments staring at the photos of the house, and i am inspired every time to think “ah, crap. i should’ve married mark zuckerberg while i had the chance.”
like mountains ringing the aspen home, natural features takes this spectacular house into the realms of therapeutic fantasy (…followed by greedy madness.)
time to stop looking at it before i’m driven to facebook message zuckerberg.